Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is the smartest and prettiest witch of her age. She has two best friends Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She and Ron got married and had kids together. She is also in Gryffindor at Hogwarts.

Hermione granger is very smart

by Bombass Chick April 4, 2017

Goran

Someone who loves sour-cream pizza.

Cashier: Good evening, sire! What doeth thou crave, say it and I shall slay it for you!
Goran: Can I have a sour cream pizza, please?
Cashier: Are you f u c k you?

by tank-top chad December 8, 2020

granger

Granger is a spot where wickedness rains,terror dwells,and shadows lurk. A city in the Yakima Valley engulfed in secrecy. Zombies plague the streets consuming drugs at an unnerving rate. Crackheads and criminals divide there spoils with junkies and fiends. The safest place in the city is locked inside your home with doors and windows barricaded. It has a small population due to citizens constantly being imprisoned or collapsing from overdoses. The few who remain spend there days either slanging Yayo or sniping crackheads. Either way it is a dark existence.

Granger is the city of silence.

by Billy LaPierre December 24, 2006

granger ranger

Trendy as hell, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. Hates all music that is produced for money, except classic rock and punk. Skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.

Kid: This band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.

Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.

Kid: uh what are you talking about.

Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay

Kid: What?

Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic

Kid: Uh... Frolic?

Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.

Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.

by Faceuphigh August 4, 2008

glorange

Verb.
The act of blowing someone off immediately without pause or apology the moment when someone else more important becomes available to schmooze or suck up to.

The act is abrupt and incredibly rude, leaving the person you gloranged feeling dejected and unimportant, not worthy of your time.

Jimmy gloranged me as soon as the head of the department walked past.

by angus fantasma May 26, 2011

Goran

A fucking weeb.

He says he is not a weeb but he actually is a weeb.

Gorane, jebem ti mater, weeb si.

by Dundach April 16, 2020

Hermione Granger

When a girl gives a guy Hogwarts.

Man that chick is so nasty, she gave my boy a case of Hermione Granger.

by Toast D January 24, 2017