A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.
The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

by Val November 2, 2004

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.
by absoledgebag November 23, 2011

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.
by Azureblue May 12, 2014

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".
2.) Australian slang for semen.
2.) Australian slang for semen.
by Charlie43 August 5, 2008

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.
by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008
