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Goober

A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.

The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011
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Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..
Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!
by Val November 2, 2004
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Goober

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.
That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.
by absoledgebag November 23, 2011
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Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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Goober

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.
A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.
by Azureblue May 12, 2014
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Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.
"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"
by Charlie43 August 5, 2008
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goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.
"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"
by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008
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