gonked

Fuck you, Mang, you'll never get my information!!!!

lol gonked motherfucker got gonked

by Tion The One September 3, 2004

gonkadeena

To gluttonously chug down an entire beverage in one drink. Similar to chugged and Slammed except that it implies that the drink was to be shared and wasn't.

1. What happened to the soda? OMG you gonkadeenaed the whole thing? you hog!

2. Dammit John - i wouldn't have given it to you if I knew you would go gonkadeena on it.

by googalewski August 26, 2019

Gonki

Gonki is a deformated word for Wanking. Because it is wierd to say "I'm gonna go wank"

"Hey dude, we're going to pub. Wanna come?" "I'll be there, but I need to do some gonki first!"

by Yamushii July 27, 2019

Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way

That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door

by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019

Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020

Gonker

A gonker is a type of term that describes a mans genitalia as massive and girthy as well

“Oh my god Sasha, Tre ripped my pussy apart with his massive Gonker”

by BabyToon04 January 23, 2021

gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.

“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”

by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021