Gloomigate

The act of making everyone around you sad.

When someone who is extremely sad has the effect of making everyone else in the area sad.

I was so depro that I accidentally gloomigated the entire office as I entered, even the people who arrived after me felt sad once they were there.

by SoulSkar October 8, 2010

Gloomberg

A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.

It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.

Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Gloomies

To feel suicidal.

Used by the character Lenny Wosniak on 30 Rock.

"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old 'gloomies' again."

by TC000 October 1, 2013

gloomer

A person who only dwells on the negative

He`s a real gloomer, never has anything positive to say.

by Not a gloomer November 13, 2013

glomph

is a very tight hug given by one person to another.

Beth glomphed Tony.

by Tony July 17, 2006

glomp

passionate amazing hug that only cool people give.

hey everybody its glomp a stranger day!

by hahablah July 3, 2011