fucked and chucked 

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.

Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.

fucked and chucked by 313vagina February 22, 2009

fucked 

1) To have had sex in the past tense
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) Describing someone who is totally and utterly drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They may be puking everywhere and/or behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. 'Fucked' is not usually referred to as a pleasant experience.

1) "Dude, Sam fucked Kay last night!!"
2) "Aaagh! Somebody called the cops! We're totally fucked!!"
3) "Dude, he is so completely fucked he doesn't even know what's going on. Help me get him to bed."

fucked by Rep August 24, 2004

fuckless

The ultimate state of not caring. This state can only be obtained when one no longer gives a fuck.

After hours of playing poker, the two remaining players become fuckless with their chips

fuckless by AJizzie September 6, 2007

Shits fucked 

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

Shits fucked by zomblerz November 22, 2009

fucked ugly 

Used to describe any person who entered a relationship beautiful and full of life, but who left said relationship worn and drained of their vitality due to rough intercourse.

1) Yo, Britney used to be the new hotness, but K-Fed fucked her ugly.
2) What's up with Lindsey Lohan? She looks like she was fucked ugly...
3) Remember Kat? Well, she used to be hot, but after she got with that dude, she was fucked way ugly.

fucked ugly by ccmas July 9, 2006

fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.

A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.

2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse

holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..

fucked up shit by da tr00f July 24, 2009

hella fucked 

To be screwed in the utmost...to be hella fucked.

EX 1:
Tom: Did you study for that test today?
Sam: Nah, dude. I'm hella fucked...
EX 2:
Jim: The Yanks have 3 on and none out.
Tim: Yeah, the BoSox are hella fucked, yo...
EX 3:
Eric: Dude, I just got caught with an ounce o'diesal on me.
Swin: HAHA..yer hella fucked, yo...

hella fucked by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006