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Freener

A term used to describe the penis of a man who has recently become single, either as the result of a divorce or the termination of a long-term relationship. The term is a hybrid of the words "free" and "wiener".
"yeah, its too bad that you guys broke up, but think of it this way.......your cock has spent the last five years in the oppressive shackles of captivity.....and now..now, my friend, you have got a Freener!! EMANCIPATION!!
by Timmy the Hutt. March 19, 2011
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freeloaded

Freeloaded (adj) - A person who eventually becomes monetarily wealthy as a result of living off of other people's wealth for a long period of time.
By living off of his aunt’s handouts for twenty years, he become a freeloaded man, even wealthier than his generous aunt.
by LKB April 29, 2008
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Freedom Planet

The answer to ALL our problems here on earth. Also known as the planet Mars.
President Bush has an idea to spend our tax money; establish moon bases by 2008 AND have NASA make trips to Freedom Planet to look for intelligent life (to help save our planet)!
by Booblover January 19, 2004
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Freeloaf

To freeload (in the sense of taking something and giving nothing in return) and loaf (in the sense of lying about doing nothing).

In a general sense, what teenagers do between the time they finish school and getting their first gainful employment.
"That freeloafing son of mine does nothing except party all night, sleep all day, eat the refridgerator bare and borrow the car."
by not.wysiwyg May 3, 2006
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freeloaded

Freeloaded (adj) - A person who eventually becomes monetarily wealthy as a result of living off of other people's wealth for a long period of time.
By living off of his aunt’s handouts for twenty years, he become a freeloaded man, even wealthier than his generous aunt.
by Lori Kim May 1, 2008
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freemour

Aka. mount Seymour but is usually free... they never check your passes. Located in north vancouver bitches!
ex. "i went to mount freemour the other day!""shit duudee me too! They take pubes!"
by lnel! August 17, 2008
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Freedom Cow

This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.
Usually screamed out while driving on a rural road at night: " WATCH OUT FOR THE FREEDOM COW ! ".
by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 15, 2011
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