fetusmonster

any of the various species of little to tiny sized people wandering the earth

Did you see that fetusmonster in the hallway? Because I didn't! It was too SMALL!

by dylan-o November 16, 2006

fetus chucker

a person who visits the maternity ward far to often

dam shealas up the duff again shes becoming a right fetus chucker.

every time i see her shes chucking fetus.

holy shit whats that fetus chucker doing drinking you know shes gonna get up the duff.

what seven kids whoa thats one hell of a fetus chucker.

by shagger bager January 13, 2009

fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)

Many famous people are a fetus snatcher

by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011

Feetus Deletus

the spell used to DELETE a fetus from thy womb

Feetus Deletus hairline Retetus

by TheRussianCapitolist_678 August 27, 2019

fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

Fetus Eatus

The act of digesting a live fetus after birth.

"Yo, ever tried performing a Fetus Eatus??"
"No?"
"You gotta! Its great!"

by NishiTheGreat May 31, 2023

Dorsal Fetus

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.

"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."

by emilyann691 November 30, 2010