Flemington

A town in the middle of nowhere full of cocky, rich white kids who hail from one of the richest counties in the United States. Here, you're either an athlete, an art kid, a wanna be art kid, a country kid, a music lover, or a druggie that's randomly disappeared. If not, it's hard to stick out- especially in the huge school of Hunterdon Central. At Central, if you're not an AP kid, it's so easy to fall behind or be ignored. The grading system is crazy and you're sure it's screwed you over for life. Also, you don't know half the people in your grade and you're sure they don't know you. Amazingly though, even with such a large population, there is absolutely nothing to do besides creep around strip malls, go to Chili's, or party in someone's basement while trying not to break their 60" flat screen tv. Really, it's a bit of a bubble town. In the middle of nowhere. May I emphasize, in the middle of nowhere?

Kid: "Hey, what exit is Flemington off of?"
Flemington kid: ".....You're kidding, right?"

Flemington kid: "Hey, check out the brand-new Audi my parents just bought me! If you squint your eyes, you can see it all the way in the Yale lot!"
Other Flemington kid: "Is it next to the BMW?"

Flemington kid: "I think I'm going to creep around Kohls this weekend, what are you doing?"
Other Flemington kid: "I'm going to Lambertville to walk around and feel chic."

by Get Me Out Of Here 1234567 May 19, 2010

jiu-flex

noun, -jiu-flex, jiu flex, jiuflex

-noun (jiu-flex)

1. The reflexes one attains from practicing jiu-jitsu.

-noun examples

1. Damn I swear, jiu-jitsu has gotten me super alert about ish. I got that jiu-flex.

by Tenth-Rick October 11, 2011

custy flex

An action which is generally seen as unnacceptable or improper. Usually used as a direct object with the transitive verb "run".

Chan drank too much and puked. He was running a custy flex last weekend.

by bigballa June 19, 2006

hetero-flexible

Not gay or bisexual, but in between bi and straight. Like, being straight, but you would consider doing something with a member of the same gender should the situation arise. Mainly for pleasure and adventurous reasons, you probably wouldn't date them. Also can be called bent.
It DOESNT mean gay as some people would say it does.

I didn't think sarah was hetero-flexible until she gave me a lap dance and then went off to make out with her boyfriend.

by 676767676767676 August 15, 2006

Flex Nuts

Slang for having bullet hole scars

I'm the coolest one here because I flex nuts

by Jugs-McBulge April 5, 2021

Weird flex but Ok

originally meant to be used in response to someone who mentions something odd that they do or have done, the phrase has quickly become overused and obnoxious.

Correct usage:

DeShawn: I like to let a girl know when I've masturbated to her.
Jerome: Weird flex but Ok.

Common usage:
NFL Instagram: Bradshaw McPeterson is out for the season with a torn ACL
Idiots in the comment section: Weird flex but Ok

Jake: My wife went to the doctor and we found out she's having a child!
Dustin: Weird flex but Ok

by ur banned dictionary admin November 15, 2018

Eik-flex

A workout that consits of standing infront of a mirror, and flexing to build muscle.
Usually used by people who are extremely vain/douches/tools/ect.

Guy 1: You see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Ya what a tool.
Guy 1: He's sweating balls doing the Eik-flex workout.
Guy 2: Ya what a tool.

by GeoffandMikeforever April 21, 2008