poppy fletcher

very unfunny person and usually thinks shes sick but not also likes to smell sweat

hey isnt poppy fletcher unfunny

by Horhey Money Morgan December 11, 2021

jack fletcher

Women repeler, child attractor, dates minors(Boys), miller, zesty, kinky but lets not forget his mother is leng.

Don’t be a jack fletcher or you might go to prison

Doing a jack fletcher

by yungNickOnDaTrack February 27, 2023

Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.

Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!

by Fucked up stuff November 6, 2023

Felcherpillar

A person who is a downright felcher.

Aaron: I felched that guy good!
Me: Dude you are one sick felcherpillar!

by Lewis Williams July 26, 2008

Fletcher

Ejaculating inside a woman who has first douched with tomato bisque.

I gave the new girlfriend a fletcher last night, man. She didn't want me to dillute the Campbell's though. I think she's "the one".

by JewManChu March 1, 2017

Fletcher

Minecraft PE Pro. Gets paid 69 dollars a year from streaming on his 150 laptop. He is really bad at Fortnite and he is a gamer. I really like fletcher because he can tell really funny jokes but I just say “not funny didn’t laugh”. He pulled a switchblade on me after I said that. He is now in a insane asylum but still streams on his 69 dollar laptop. Yeyeye

Fletcher is cool

by Joe Mama69 October 28, 2019

French Felcher

the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.

That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!

by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009