Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.

Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe

by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011

flusterballs

balls that are all over the place; balls that can't focus.

hey dude, you're such a flusterballs

by elicious September 29, 2012

Flusterbummed

To be so upset or bummed out about something that you feel overwhelmed with grief, spastic anxiety and adrenaline.

The buddhist who never harmed a fly was flusterbummed when he accidentally killed the bug in his bathroom.

by Symple July 28, 2014

Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

FasterPacer

The best Call of Duty player known to man. He has a GIANT Dick and gets all the bitches. He's also a sexy as papi chulo.

Girl 1: Is that FasterPacer over there?
Girl 2: Yea, I just lost my virginity to him.

by Papi Chulo Cum January 3, 2019

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

flustered already, darling?~

an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.

person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"

by harperpilled June 11, 2022