flapped

to back out, to wimp out, to pull out, to skank, to not do something for whatever reason

me: couldnt she be bothered to drive?
you: dont know, she just flapped it;

he was going to fight with next man down the pub, but flapped it and ran off;

by Majic Mayhem July 21, 2006

Big, fat, flapping rat trap

The mouth someone who is saying something very stupid

Ian: I know everything
Tea-Lady: Shut your big, fat, flapping rat trap.

by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005

flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

Flappers

Flappers is a word use to describe urban women...

Flappers are women who wear tight,short and loud colour clothing with bobbed or short hair,drove motorbikes and smoke cigarettes.

by Conliffe January 1, 2009

Flappers

When a girls vagina is really straggly and flaps around all flag-like.

"Uuuh, I feel uncomfortable changing in front of other people.."
"Don't worry, we won't make fun of you!"
"Hmmm, okay!"
*pulls pants and underwear off*
"Daaaamn gurl! That's one STRAGGLY vagina!"
"Yeah, they're REAL flappers!"

by TotallyChicken December 19, 2013

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

Ole Canadian Flapjack

The act of warming ones testicles between their own hands making the scrotum, while still warm, in to a pancake shape and striking it upon someone's face.

While Tom Cruise was asleep on the couch Bono gave him the ole Canadian flapjack.

by BonoVox260 July 4, 2009