Fetch

1. To go get something, and usually return it.
2. (slang) Awesome or cool.
3. (in a vulgar way) Give a blowjob.

1. Go fetch the ball, boy! Good dog!
2. Your dress is so fetch, girl!
3. Get down on your knees and fetch.

by Mitkash April 23, 2017

fetch

totally cute & sexy as fawk .

Josce, Marissa, and Jazmine are fetch (;

by Joscee November 6, 2012

Fetch

Something that just AIN'T gonna happen, so don't even ask. ;)

Talking about Trump being impeached is just SO fetch!!! ;) . . . (you guys don't even have the balls to post this, because as Liberals you're not even ALLOWD to!!! . . . Self- administered censorship has GOT to be seriously confusing for ANYONE who proclaims to support the United States Constitution, yet disrespects the First Amendment on a daily basis . . . BWAH-Hahahahahahahaha!!! - LoL ;)

by uuuuuuyyy March 30, 2019

Fetch

He’s a good boy, he just takes everything too literally

EL.

Lets join and play fetch
Don’t care if I make a mess
Wide and open ready for the task,task,task
Raw emotion ready to be cast,cast,cast
Look into the eyes until your lost,lost,lost
And chasing wishes no matter the cost,cost,cost

by anonymous January 5, 2021

fetch

use this when something good happens to you or your friends (used by gretchen from the movie mean girls)

"hey check out regina's new shoes"

"omg those are so fetch!"

by anonymous January 6, 2021

fetch

So in style, the 'in' thing.

"Your hoody is so fetch!"
"That party was so fetch!"

by Mamacimmm7767tvgbf November 2, 2020

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017