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Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word
“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”
by SailHatan999 July 29, 2021
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Festering Tarhole

Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.

The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?

Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
by Professor Lester June 4, 2022
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Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
by Mr. Sharp Developer June 8, 2022
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Fester

A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).

A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
Look at that lazy fester fuck.

Oh fuck off fester!

Dude Fester fucked a duck!

Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
by Bottombait October 10, 2022
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Fisters

For women that go Feral in the Shade. Founded by Emma Moore, Stephanie Green, Sandy Sidhu, Lauren Griffiths, and Chloe Luc. New members welcome, please apply
Fisters are doing it for themselves
by anonymous June 26, 2023
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festering sleaze

a sleaze who tends to fester too close to those around them.
“On the music express there was a festering sleaze creeping to close”
by Mr. Mcsleaze July 27, 2024
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Festerford

Welsh slang for a local pedophile or nonce. Someone not to be trusted in the vicinity of minors, playgrounds or schools
There's a festerford hanging around the park with a puppy and bag of haribo, someone should call the police
by Jamiesa5 April 13, 2024
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