skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

emily fletcher

the most PRETTY girl in the world, prefers Griffens over other boy friends, and tend to make bffs with other Emilys. Also is most likely talented in singing, and like the blackhawks and the bears but has friends named riley.

woah, look, its Emily Fletcher!

dude I heard she is dating Griffen, and has a friend named riley!

Baller! mannnnn

by man bffffffffffffffffff November 13, 2013

FELTCHER

a feltcher is someone who like's to lick his own cum from another's ass hole

i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher...

by me2316598 July 13, 2007

Fletcher

HE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GAY,

HE RECENTLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET SAYING HOW GAY HE IS

FLETCHER IS SO GAY HE WOULD LIKE TO HOOK UP WITH EVERY MALE ON EARTH

by FLETCHER IS GAY May 18, 2020

feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

Fetch me an urn

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.

1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”

by daltonjfk September 30, 2019

fetchfit

retro-barb physique style, fetchyawesome,cool,great outfits that suits your type of mood.

Let your fetchfit be the main revolution of todays generation.

by maccy's August 4, 2020