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captain feathersword

Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate who has a feather for a sword, which he uses to tickle everyone--especially the wiggles. His pirate ship is called the "SS Feathersword" and he has a crew of friendly pirates who blow him dwn whenever he says "blow me down". He has magical pirate buttons that make him sing in different ways. He also likes to dance and eat chocolate cake. He is not gay like all the other definitions of him on urban dictionary say and he does not have anything to do with gayness.
Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there me hearties!"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"
by princessjess October 20, 2006
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The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!
Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.
by AzDan April 22, 2018
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Goose feathers

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt
Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...
by browngirlsdonttakebs February 20, 2009
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feature abuse

using a feature of something (device, website, etc.) for a purpose it wasn't meant for, to the point where it irritates other people.
Having conversations in the comments section of someone's facebook photo is classic feature abuse.
by krist0ph3r January 29, 2009
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Fuck features

1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.
"right fuck features?"

That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.
by Dickflem December 20, 2004
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MO-featherbean

An endearing term for everyone's favorite Heavyweight Boxer the incomparable "BUTTERBEAN"
Dude did you see MO-featherbean put the fucking meat hammer on that guy?
by Shizawcker July 2, 2006
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Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).
Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.
by YakLeader9 April 4, 2010
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