A person who goes by the name of kieran who keeps a secret stash of barn porn in his room. He farms his goat every day and twice on sundays. This means that his penis is very sore and over done. this results in a very high amount of smegmaand general cheese.
Kieran farmed his goat so hard it bled.
kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)
kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)
by Rigel_7 February 5, 2005
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Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
by Grayor©hid December 9, 2008
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Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?
Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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The other features that can be added are listed below
#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun
#|: )
The other features that can be added are listed below
#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun
Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!
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