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Excel Poetry

(n.) the act of writing non-work-related content into a spreadsheet while at work, so as if to appear you're toiling away.

Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.
I have time to forge my definitions thanks to Excel Poetry.
by nolandc September 24, 2019
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Expelliarmus

to disarm or blast someone away from you

*A harry potter spell
harry, "EXPELLIARMUS"
*snape blasted to hell
by Miss. Ridle June 5, 2023
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Getting Expelled

A slang term originating after two students were caught in a bathroom of a North Western Pennsylvanian high school having gay sex. To "get expelled" is to have gay sex in a bathroom.
Example One:

Person 1: knocks on bathroom door... "What the hell is taking so long man? I gotta go!"

Person 2: "Hang on bro, I'm getting expelled in here and it's pretty awesome!"

Example 2:

Person 1 "Hey there sexy, what do you say me n' you get together later and get expelled?

Person 2 "Meet me in the bathroom?"

Person 1: "See ya there..."
by get_me_expelled May 30, 2011
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Compare excel reports

Expose yourself to your partner
Hey can we compare excel reports?
by J-dogmusic January 11, 2021
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"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023
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excellent look

Its better than a good look. If something good happens is a good look if something Great happens is an excellent look.
Free-99 is a excellent look.
by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005
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sartorial excellence

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
1. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.
by K*McD January 6, 2009
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