evangelea

bitch

W O W Evangelea is a ...

by bob.rosss June 7, 2019

evangelita

Evangelita is a girl. She has hair, wears glasses and wears the same clothes everyday because she only shops in Poundland. The sky is blue but when she goes out it turns grey. Keep your kids away from her she’s dangerous and will make them cry. The trees have green leaves but when she goes out they go brown. Her vocabulary is so limited she can only say “shush”. Lastly she is a shmuck. She was born a shmuck and if you ever see her in real life run or she’ll make you a shmuck too.

Oh look it’s Evangelita!

by Chammakchallow July 28, 2020

evangelicalskye

a mixture of the two most amazing girls in the whole world. With a choice of all their best aspects. Beautiful, intelligent, sexy, kind, caring, amaze in a maze and hilariously witty. This girl will blow your mind!

wow that girls so amazing its like shes an evangelicalskye

by weknowallthefacts.com April 18, 2010

Evangelizing your penis

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

by birthdayfan July 9, 2012

Evangelican

An Evangelical Republican most likely voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 election.

Those evangelicans have no idea what's going on in the world today.

by ZophiaLafeur November 5, 2016

Evangelion- Tears of Angels

Only the BEST Neon Genesis Evangelion RPG. Evar.

Tears of Angels r0x0rz ur b0x0rz.

by Chris Dark March 1, 2004

evangelion

Controlled angels sent from a man-created god to deliver a message to humans. Original purpose: protect humans from other angels. Ultimate purpose: to destroy the human race.

The Evangelion destroyed our city while protecting it's people.

by Jerry Mad Man June 15, 2003