ejalculates

A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.

As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.

As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.

by |3 0 -|- July 31, 2016

Preemptive Ejaculation

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.

1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.

by daveroust August 17, 2011

pre-mature ejaculation

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED

TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off

by P.HONGG September 18, 2008

ejaculate

a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation

Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)

by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004

Pre-Board Ejaculation

When you write up a car deal and count it before its delivered.

Wow you Pre-Board Ejaculationed the whole week!! What the Hell

by CJ Romig August 12, 2008

Evaculation

Having to escape from a burning building while makin' sweet sexual love.

Dude, me and Elise were totally bangin' in the abandoned warehouse down by the lake last night, and then it totally caught fire so there was some serious evaculation going on.

by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010

female ejaculation

Seminal fluid that is excreted from the urethra as a woman reaches the orgasm stage from masturbation or sex; not to be confused with urine, which excretes waste, while this is a clear/milky color

As Susan reached her orgasm, she released a clear liquid. She thought it was urine, but her boyfriend informed her it was female ejaculation.

by theflowrqueen July 19, 2017