2 definitions by Chuckles McButtButter

Maxturbation

The art of eating while pleasuring yourself.

Sitting at the computer, two to three slices of your favorite pizza on the desk NEXT to the computer, porn totally on, and bites being taken with the left hand while the right hand is in mid-whack. Maxturbation.

by Chuckles McButtButter November 18, 2010

Evaculation

Having to escape from a burning building while makin' sweet sexual love.

Dude, me and Elise were totally bangin' in the abandoned warehouse down by the lake last night, and then it totally caught fire so there was some serious evaculation going on.

by Chuckles McButtButter November 18, 2010