engely

Engely is an angel from heaven with an E. She will suck your titties and ride you into the sunset.

My friend Engely goes undefined and this is the perfect definition.

by alicianox September 18, 2017

Brown Envelope Day

A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.

"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.

by jim0203 April 4, 2010

edgelord

an edgelord is someone who likes to share their whole life on social media and make it very dramatic so people will feel bad for them. they like to pretend to be depressed on their snapchat stories - example “DONT HMU 😔💔” stuff like that. they also like to listen to emo rap like lil peep and ghostmane.

my snapchat is full of edgelords

by bluecrayons May 12, 2020

EdgeLord

The act, despite the sheer impossibility of it, both acting like a depressing little fuck, a 90's goth kid, AND spitting out mad fire at the same time.

Her edgy characters made her look like the dankest edgelord to every exist. Kill me now.

by bitchwithadicklolcow January 7, 2018

envelope

a word used to describe a vagina that doesn't look overly used

"My gf has a nice little envelope, not like my last one that had a real meat sandwich!"

by neak October 19, 2008

edgelord

Gibberish invented by dickless international corporate cocksuckers to disparage the few people left in the world who are capable of thinking for themselves.

Bob: That guy on twitter just posted something Disney might not approve of.

Carol: What an edgelord!

by BigBadMrReality September 14, 2022

edgelord

Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.

Edgelord type 1:

This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.

Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.

Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian

Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh

Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!

Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?

by buddy retard June 19, 2020