troll

Ad hominem attack directed at anyone whose opinion is different from your own.

Someone actually responded to my comment on youtube with an opinion that's different from mine. I called him a troll and told him to go f himself. And, just like a troll, he refused to answer my profound political retort.

by BigBadMrReality May 29, 2016

edgelord

Gibberish invented by dickless international corporate cocksuckers to disparage the few people left in the world who are capable of thinking for themselves.

Bob: That guy on twitter just posted something Disney might not approve of.

Carol: What an edgelord!

by BigBadMrReality September 14, 2022

fuck boy

Left-leaning, self-loathing male (usually caucasian) who believes the best way to please a woman is to allow her to use him as a doormat. In many cases, spine and/or testicles may have been socially removed, preventing the fuck boy from ever recovering.

Ben's girlfriend Carrie cheats on him all the time. I guess that's what he gets for being a fuck boy.

by BigBadMrReality May 29, 2016

Dabbing

Public method by which one checks the strength of his or her underarm deodorant.

It was so hot yesterday, I started dabbing on the subway to see if my Old Spice was still working.

by BigBadMrReality May 29, 2016

Duckface

Moronic attempt by teenagers with no sense of self to imitate the moronic selfies of moronic pseudo-celebrities like the Kardashian clones.

Emilina is obsessed with taking duckface selfies. I wish she'd learn how to be her own person.

by BigBadMrReality May 29, 2016