urban elf

it's like the metro gnome, just with less letters.

damn, that urban elf keeps time like he done stole all the watches!

by thinjimmcgeekbeats July 02, 2005

Wood Elf

elf, wood

Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.

Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.

by KellyMan1212 May 03, 2018

internet elf

An Internet elf, or simply elf in Internet slang, is someone who actively promotes wisdom, intellect, logic, empathy and curiosity in an online community or online discussion forum, with the primary intent of connecting with other users in civil, open-minded and educational discussions.

An internet elf helps people with opposite viewpoints to interact together harmoniously in an online community.

by One4uTwo4me August 04, 2020

fuzzy elf

(noun)
1. Genitalia of a midget that hasn't shaved for at least two weeks.

2. The good pot that santa has acres of at the north pole.

3. Christmas supply for the Mrs. that requires double A batteries.

Yo... That Fuzzy elf was the shizzznit.

by jacquana December 09, 2007

elf cum

A slang term for eggnog, popularized by Dave Attell.

Dude I went to my grandmother's christmas party and drank a gallon of elf cum.

I didn't get drunk but I did gain three pounds.

by flem78 November 26, 2013

elf dealer

-One who deals elves.
-One who manufactures plastic elves and sells them for profit.

guy1: It's getting close to that time of the year...Christmas is a goldmine for me.

guy2: What the freak man? you some kind of elf dealer?

by SteveCravehorn May 08, 2007

Feebler Elf

1)Tony
2) One who cries and curls into a little ball when afraid of getting hit or swatted.
3)One who quivers and is easily beaten up by a girl.

Me:Tony! You are such a Feebler Elf! Say it, "I'm Feeble"
Tony: No.
Me:You are! *commences in beating Tony*

by Crazcat April 12, 2005