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Imprisoned in the elevator

The situation where a promising idea / proposal / project either dies or is in development far too long and thus emerges too late, missing its moment, because of excessive amendment-and-approval requirements.

"Imprisoned in the elevator" is usually a product of:
(a) there being too many people in the organization whose sole purpose seems to be to wander around finding pies to put their fingers in but who add nothing to the "recipe" even though they can force others to make changes; or
(b) mandated internal processes which mandate that the approvals process be repeated for every change to the project, however minor; or
(c) managerial timidity, because moving something up and down is easier than risking one's neck with a firm yes or no.

Result: a viable or even great idea doesn't make it out the door on time or at all because it keeps repeatedly moving up and down the approval levels as each change has to be reviewed, re-reviewed and approved and re-approved The project stays in the building because it has been imprisoned in the elevator, never getting out, just forced to go up and down.
"Hey, did your online information project get done, Dan???"
"Nope. It's imprisoned in the elevator."
by Camberwell House March 2, 2009
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elevator move

As you are making out with a girl, you use your left hand to unzip your zipper on your pants, while your right hand pushes the girl's head down toward your penis.
Dude, I did the ELEVATOR MOVE on this girl last night, and she was all for it.
by the magikal leprechaun March 20, 2005
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elevator shame

Personal disgrace felt when caught taking the elevator from the ground floor to any floor higher than the third.
Joe felt elevator shame when Mary and Tibor saw him push the button for the second floor.
by Herbal Klimt April 24, 2009
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elevator

an "elevator" is when you are on XTC and you get on your knees and hyperventilate for thirty seconds (its just taking DEEP breaths in and out) and then you stand up against a wall leaning back against it and you squeeze your neck (or have a friend do it for you) to cut off circulation to your coritid artery....its just a california knockout but when you are "rolling" or on XTC. Have a friend with you though, to make sure you dont fall because you are going to black out for a second. But its CRAZY
I was at a rave "rolling" and i did an "elevator" and when i blacked out i saw crazy cartoons in my head!
by Starchild4eva October 27, 2007
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elevated handslap

"that was so awesome! elevated handslap!"
by ajeroeagjhoa January 13, 2009
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Elevator MultiSolo

When you go in the elevator with a stranger or your teacher, then there is that awkward moment when you both look at the floor and just stare into nothingness. And you wait. But the elevator keeps on going, you have to fart.
"How was your day son?"
"It was fine, but I had an elevator multisolo."
"Who was in the elevator?"
"The math teacher."
by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015
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elf elevator

When some one presses all of the bottons of the elevator like in the movie elf. Is usualy funny expecialy on high rises.
Jill: Hey did you hear that Jon elf elevatored from the first floor yesterday
Jack: No way i bet that was hell for every one
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