As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
Get the election sectionmug. A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
Get the Electionmug. A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
Get the Electionmug. A concept that became fictional in the 2000s and non-existent in 2020. A system that is supposed to fairly represent a citizens desire for their country and leadership.
Why do you vote?
"Because if I don't then we're worse off then if I did. It's better to have a rigged election with some real votes than a rigged election with no real votes. " -anonymous
"Because if I don't then we're worse off then if I did. It's better to have a rigged election with some real votes than a rigged election with no real votes. " -anonymous
by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021
Get the Electionmug. by iloverafeyas September 7, 2021
Get the pace electivemug. That person was quinti-elected (re-re-re-re-elected).
by KWY789 January 17, 2023
Get the quinti-electedmug. The UK's largest poll aggregator, it's discord server sits between the 6th (Heresy) and 7th (Violence) circles of Hell.
Hunch: I am once again Retiring from Britain Elects to play more DND
James: Aw man, anyway here's another council By-Election in North Herefordshire
James: Aw man, anyway here's another council By-Election in North Herefordshire
by uhdfgihbjdfgijhbdfgd October 24, 2023
Get the Britain Electsmug.