Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

Ejacucation

ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued

*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.

After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."

by WatchesYouPoop April 6, 2013

ejabulation

When you climax, you thrust your hand forward and jab your partner in the face as you cum.

The other night, me and her were fucking and I prematurely got ejabulation on her again.

by Theultimateniggerfaggot March 21, 2017

Evaculation

Evaculation! The art of ejaculating faster than a fire extinguisher.

Example: cumming too fast

Evaculation was incredibly fast, the disappointment in her eyes was real !

She was so incredible; I evacuated all over her ....

by Floss August 31, 2019

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by xURMANx May 8, 2023

ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010