achondroplastic dwarf

a dwarf who has no medical deficiency other then the inability to turn on light switches, and drive without sitting on a book.

Guy 1:Wow dude, is that a midget?

Guy 2:Nah man i dont think he has any problem other then the fact that he can never have anything but a mimi fridge.

Guy 1:Must be a achondroplastic dwarf.

Guy 2: Ah shit

by Ryan Button August 15, 2006

spackle dwarf

to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.

damn you just got spackle dwarfed

by rob the joo May 15, 2006

primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009

angry dwarf man

A small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.

Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem

The original angry dwarf man is a creature known as Tom Cat, he originated from the Stockport region of the United Kingdom. Sightings are rare, due to either his keeper Victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.

by TerribleExpert December 29, 2015

mental dwarf

Mental dwarf is a closed minded who thinks everybody else is an idiot.

He thinks his teacher is a mental dwarf for giving him low marks.

by UzeUrMind July 12, 2016

The Sixth Dwarf

Basically the new form of facial, after giving it to the bitch real hard. Induce a sneeze (pocket pepper). Blow that shit all over da bitches face. See if you can time both loads perfectly.

The Sixth Dwarf can show all sorts of love and affection..
Ex.
God, Jim and I had so much fun last night. He gave me a sixth dwarf and I couldn't even see.
-or-
Lexi and I had the time of our lives. Right after doing it I sixth dwarfed that face off.

by NEILthenBOB February 24, 2012

strudle dwarf

a very large penis; the biggest penis ever

look at that strudle dwarf!!

by moofin toff June 14, 2008