"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"
by pinkeye January 27, 2005
A small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.
Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem
Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem
The original angry dwarf man is a creature known as Tom Cat, he originated from the Stockport region of the United Kingdom. Sightings are rare, due to either his keeper Victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.
by TerribleExpert October 30, 2015
A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.
by Jon January 20, 2005
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by Magikpineapple April 25, 2014
Holy Mother Of God!!! - IT'S DERD
by Danny Earp January 18, 2004
You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.
Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.
"Really? I always suspected she might be.
2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."
"But he's so shy."
"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."
3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
"Really? I always suspected she might be.
2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."
"But he's so shy."
"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."
3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
by emilymarch1992 May 24, 2011