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jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
by hs25571 April 11, 2017
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drowning in fingernails

the effect of excessive nervousness you suffer while talking via phone or computer to someone that takes a minute to respond who you fear is probably doing something more fun than talking to you
Max: "hey, whats milton's problem tonight?"

Carl: "oh, its nothing, he's just drowning in fingernails because that girl he's been stalking still hasn't texted him back"
by LIsquared January 29, 2010
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Drowning in melodrama

A political party/entity or even a city so unaware of its own political failures/disasters that said party/entity or city actually becomes a literal circus drama
Right now the democratic party, both as a party and as an entity, as well as the city of Washington DC are drowning in melodrama.

To win the next election the dems need to focus on 4 substantive topics: crime, covid, inflation, the border and education.
by Sexydimma January 6, 2022
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Drink Drowning

When a guy called PJ has a drink all day and in the evening goes fishing and the fish pulls him in and he drowns.
by 10sabi7 September 7, 2011
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I'm drinking water while drowning

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning
Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now
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Downing Street Memo

The minutes of a meeting among British officials indicating that the Bush administration was fixing the facts to the policy to promote their illegal war in Iraq. Despite the claims of some GOP, this document has not been shown to be debunked, false, or invalid.
The Downing Street Memo/Minutes document is a smoking gun pointing to the Bush administration, whose actions are worthy of impeachment and removal from office.
by resident alian July 22, 2008
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droning

@plex56

being a retard
"you're full droning"
by ThiccBoiJules May 28, 2021
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