Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

window draping

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.

"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?

by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015

Drape

To drug and rape another.

That guy plans to drape that chick.

by Drapee November 10, 2021

cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.

Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.

by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023

drape

the word “drape” means to leave a location. slang for leaving somewhere

“ cmon gang we bout to drape. “
“ they over there spazzing out, we draping “

by ghosttownn0 May 18, 2022

Drapes

Drapes refer to the extra skin on an uncirumcised penis. Most commonly used when a woman asks another woman if her date had drapes or no drapes the night before.
Drapes are more common outside of the U.S.

How was your date last night with Peter? Did he have drapes or no drapes?

by atill March 18, 2024