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draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
by Ryan May 12, 2004
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Drafahl

Usualy meaning three posts in German. Drafahl is commonly known as someone who can't go a day without a good laugh. Making jokes are acting stupid is the specialty of a Drafahl. If you have no humor it is less likely this person would socialize with you.
Person 1: Did she do what I think she did?!?
Person 2: Yeah she's such a Drafahl!
by LaRayeLynn June 20, 2009
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Daffod-Egg

Noun: When the inners of a daffodil is replaced by an egg a daffodil becomes a hybrid otherwise known as "daffod-eggs". The egg is often decorated for cosmetic purposes; glitter, paint or sequens may be used.
For the 'Easter Egg Decorating Competition' my mother and I made a Daffod-Egg and came 2nd.
by MissExcitableSugarPuff (: March 27, 2010
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Driff'in

Ex.1: (Slang) (Adj)
Out of it, like your not in tune with the world.
spaced out or even floating on cloud 9.

Ex.2: (Slang) (Noun)
When you want to use some drugs.
Ay, bro we bout to get Driff'in tonight.
by BrieBrieRamos December 15, 2010
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draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.
I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.
by footballliz August 30, 2013
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Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.
"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.
by mark taint April 19, 2014
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Druffcut

"Combing" or "Scraping one's bald head in order to clear away topical dandruff.
Yo I saw this dude earlier today giving himself a "Druffcut" in the doorway of this building next to my favorite cafe!
by Black Techno Dude June 21, 2016
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