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Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.
Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.
by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012
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Poptical Illusion

Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger or even in massive tense
Ashlyn's pants are a poptical illusion
by Gabebailey May 26, 2015
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Dillion

The most perfect person you could ever meet. When he walks in the room all he has to do is smile and everyone loves him and he brightens the room. His imperfections are what make him so perfect. There’s that one girl who is truly in love with dillion and he won’t see it. He won’t love her back but that girl that loves him will love him with everything she has and would do anything just to see his smile. A Dillion usually has curly hair (usually). Dillions tend to love children and spend every second with their friends. If you get a dillion hold onto them because once you let them go you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Dillion is your dream guy that one girl will be lucky to end up with and it will be the girl that loved him since day one and if not then he fucked up. Don’t break a dillions heart their feelings are the most tender. A dillion is the guy you’d wanna go ice skating with around Christmas and get ice cream with in the summer. A dillion is the guy you’d stay up all night thinking about when your on the phone with him and he thinks your sleeping. He’s the guy that just a color of something could remind you of him and make you smile. So if you get a dillion don’t let him go and cheerish his love forever. A dillion is the type of guy you wanna marry at first sight.
“You love dillion?!”
“Yeah I wanna Marry
“Damn good luck
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
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Delusional

1. The state of having a false opinion or belief.

2. Used to describe someone attached, possibly obbsessed, with an idea which is either false, or has changed. Synonymous to "living in the past."
Shannon really thinks she could get him back even though its clear there is no way of that EVER happening?!... She's delusional.
by MeowMeoow October 15, 2010
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Illusions of Grandeur

Stop. There is no such thing of having Illusions of Grandeur, because an Illusion means that you're seeing something that is actually real, but is such that is easily misinterpreted (like any numerous optical illusions- Think of looking at a mirror that makes you look super tall at a circus or fair)

Delusions of Grandeur however is when a person believes something that isn't true, and is usually grand... like them being the savior of the world, a secret agent, or a successful business man or woman, etc.
Suzy goes on and on at school about how she's secretly dating British Royalty on the side.. and how the Prince wants to marry her, but she's not sure if she could handle all the attention and she balks at having to put on airs, do charity work, and all the other pretentious crap that would go along with being the wife of a prince. Suzy would be having Delusions of Grandeur NOT Illusions of Grandeur.
by ann weiss November 4, 2010
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delusional

An insult/label often flung at those who have beliefs that are not commonly accepted.
Person 1: I believe aliens are visiting Earth.

Person 2: OMG UR DELUSIONAL

Person 1: No I am not, I've thought about the issue thoroughly

Person 2: DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL IM GONNA HAV U LOKD UP
by Shadow Creator March 21, 2008
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dillion

An arbitrary unit of measurement that is only used in reference to male genitalia.
I was at this party the other night, which was pretty much a sausage fest, and everybody was going commando. I think I saw at least one dillion dicks that night!
by Buster T. Foodcube May 24, 2010
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