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A dildo is a fake dick that is usually rubber but can also be glass ect. Used for female or male mastrubation or can be used during sex.
Hey I just got a new dildo it feels so good in my pussy
Dildo by Princess55XO February 26, 2018
1. An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. It's usually used by women to penetrate themselves or others. However, men can use them too.

2. A ridiculous or stupid person. An idiotic human being. A true waste o' space.
1. Girl: Hey, I'm in the mood. Could you grab my dildo, Hun?

Other girl: Sure!

2. Dude: Wow, he's such a dildo.

Bro: Yeah, bro.
Dildo by Violets are Orange July 14, 2018
Taco seaoning.
Yo, I had a dildo on my taco last night. It was amazing. You should try it some time.
Dildo by qwerty7654321 November 12, 2018
A thing women use to pleasure them selfs
The women used her dildo last night
Dildo by Cum love dildo November 12, 2019
To dildo, to penetrate ones self with a dildo.
So instead of saying im masturbating you can now say i am dildoing
dildo by theduchess22 October 24, 2019
Dad I'd Like to DO.
Kaylee: Damn, Brad Pitt is such a DILDO.
DILDO by goldfiishie September 4, 2009