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jungle dew

The tiny droplets of water which inadvertently settle on a man's pubic hair when he is taking a shower.

It is the most prominent if the man has black pubic hair.
Guy 1: Dude - the other day I looked down at my pubes in the shower and thought they were turning grey.
Turns out I only had some serious jungle dew.

Guy 2: Look mate - I only asked for the time...
jungle dew by CSW4 May 20, 2009
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Pull-tab version of Mountain Dew with Arabic writing on can, sold or found in Arab countries.
"...Cause Durka Dew And Beef Jerky Equals Crazy Delicious..."
Durka Dew by Frank J October 9, 2006
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sockey dew

1. a person that looks like a catfish / gomez / john
2. resembling the main character in 1993's philadelphia
3. a person who hides weed in a sock out in their lawn
Damn, he looks like a sockey dew!
sockey dew by Blonde Thug Ish October 30, 2007

Dusty Dew Rag 

A foreign hooker, that is often low priced, and sought after by middle class, fat white men.
Dusty Dew Rag: “Hey brad, how about we order one of those dusky dew rags?”
Dusty Dew Rag by Yungdaggerdick32801 December 21, 2018

The Mornin’ Dew 

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.
Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.

Mountain Dew icee 

An icee, usually purchased from a local racetrack or 7/11, flavored with the popular soda, Mountain Dew. It is made in the traditional style, using the large mixing machines and Mountain Dew Additive. Popular drink among teenagers, stoners, and specifically, people in Southern Louisiana.
Hey Taylor, let's head over to racetrack and pick up a delicious Mountain Dew Icee!
Mountain Dew icee by J Durr February 28, 2007

doritos n dew 

1 noun: Doritos brand tortilla chips and Mountain Dew.

2 verb: the act of telling someone(usually yelling) to get you the above mentioned chips and beverage while playing a video game.
tanks head to the front, druids and archers hotkey your... WAIT!!!! MOM! MOM! MOOOOOOOOM!!!! DORITOS N DEW!!! NOW!!!

guy1: dude were gonna play halo 3 later could you bring the the fuel?

guy2: ok what do you want?
guy1: doritos n dew, dumbass
doritos n dew by yesaceojyesac July 13, 2009