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Desperate goggles

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!
by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011
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Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.
My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.
by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016
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desperate

you must be so desperate to date him.
by LoveShawnMendes February 6, 2017
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desperatio

The magnitude of desperation in an online chat, measured by the ratio of conversation started in the app.
John never writes me on his own. I always have to start the conversation. I think my desperatio is 100%.
by quiri May 18, 2017
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Dappertown

You take a train to Dappertown when you exceed full dapperness. In Dappertown, everyone and everything is dapper from then on. Nothing in Dappertown can or will ever stop being dapper. At this moment there are only two residents. Gavin Blalack, and Gibson Craig
Bro, were gonna live in Dappertown someday.
by GB: Resident of Dappertown February 13, 2018
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cheese dipper royal

when your penis smells like rotten cheese and you have a white substance on it. You first pound her pussy before she gives you head!
Out of respect For my girlfriend i did a cheese dipper Royal
by leroythebrown May 31, 2016
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outlaw dipper

One bad ass backwoods motherfucker his catchphrases are sick as tits, dope as cope, pack dip spit, and Keep It Fricking Hillbilly.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO-Outlaw dipper
by dipper223 October 20, 2017
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