Fart cramps

Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.

*whispers to friend*

Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.

by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016

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madison cranston

A girl who is such a savage and usually has five younger sisters and 2 step parents. Being the oldest she is always very independent and smart. But this girl has a definite sweet tooth. Madisons love to listen to rap and there favorite person is Cardi B. Also her favorite color is marron or burgundy and she also has braces.

Madison Cranston are so Awesome i wish i could be like her.

by M-girls1738 June 14, 2018

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Flavor Cramps

the sensation you get when you eat something so sour/sweet that there is a tightening in the back of your jaw

The cherry flavoring in this drink is so strong that it's giving me flavor cramps.

by Scorchy Likes Tapioca May 14, 2018

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Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist June 5, 2018

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Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

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