Crank

A cry and a wank

I miss my ex so much! Gonna be cranking tonight

by reidy123 April 18, 2011

Crank

When you have a wank while crying.

Person 1: Hey, you're into anime porn aren't you?
Person 2: Hell yeah.

Person 2 goes home, whips out Bambi on Blu-ray, gets a hard-on and cries to the sweet, yet sad scenes of Bambi while having a wank, hence the work crank.

by joepillai16 June 14, 2014

cranking

(Surfing) When surf conditions are big and perfect.

Shit dude didya see that set out off the point there? It's cranking out there!

by uther February 21, 2004

Crank

To smack, whack, or hit.

Tom: Yo, broski, if we did the 2k an hour ago, we'd be chillin'!

Kevin: Shut up or I'll crank you!

by LIRCNY2 May 1, 2009

Crank

To have a crap and a wank at the same time.

I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...

by Piss Stained Log October 17, 2019

Crank

A musical genre, similar to Crunk but with less emphasis on bass, and a pop aspect. Artists include Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris.

Man, crank that crank music! Yuhhhh!

by samega February 21, 2008

Crank

Syringe. A syringe is often refered to as a crank

That's one dull crank.

by Pokendeye June 11, 2006