We are currently in our base on Synapse 20 on the Beta version of Rust Console Edition for Xbox. We have taken multiple W’s, and L’s today, but right now NOC STAG JR has us shaking in our boots, as he already made an attempt at penetrating our base, and has threatened to return. We will keep you posted on the outcome of this predicament.
“How bad is it?” “Well, we’re really scared. It’s kind of a Rust Console Edition Synapse 20 situation.”
by Myguywhatareyoudoing May 10, 2021
Get the Rust Console Edition Synapse 20mug. Nice kind and very antisocial but can always be there if you need them and they can Cheer you up when you feel sad.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the consoleemug. After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.
by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025
Get the Consolation friesmug. by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023
Get the Bust Console Editionmug. Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?
Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
Get the Hollow Consolationmug. When someone is playing worse than usual because of a switch in console. Such as switching to Xbox from PS4
by NRG dizzy March 16, 2019
Get the Console Dizzymug. A rolo candy from a secondary package, gift or jar from the one originally offered or requested; making it clear to the recipient they were not worthy of the last rolo.
After Tinker Bell refused a consolation rolo from him, Peter Pan knew then that bragging about giving Wendy his last one only a day before knocked the pixie dust right out of her. His prior offer of the chocolate caramel goodness left her bereft at her last rolo unworthiness. Unable to fly, she was forced to seek solace with Captain Morgan and the seven dwarves.
by KickstandLover November 16, 2018
Get the Consolation Rolomug.