We are currently in our base on Synapse 20 on the Beta version of Rust Console Edition for Xbox. We have taken multiple W’s, and L’s today, but right now NOC STAG JR has us shaking in our boots, as he already made an attempt at penetrating our base, and has threatened to return. We will keep you posted on the outcome of this predicament.
“How bad is it?” “Well, we’re really scared. It’s kind of a Rust Console Edition Synapse 20 situation.”
by Myguywhatareyoudoing May 10, 2021
Get the Rust Console Edition Synapse 20mug. Nice kind and very antisocial but can always be there if you need them and they can Cheer you up when you feel sad.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the consoleemug. The most Dogshit and laggiest game on Console, You will get Offlined and BRUTALLY RAPED by everyone even Nakeds will Fuck you
Rust Console Edition is the Shittest game out there dude. It felt like I Got brutally raped and PTSD. FUCK THAT GAME, I might play tomorrow to Take L’s all day and get shat on by full kits 👍
by Monkeysasshole March 21, 2023
Get the Rust Console Editionmug. After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.
by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025
Get the Consolation friesmug. by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023
Get the Bust Console Editionmug. Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?
Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
Get the Hollow Consolationmug. by Flanfair October 2, 2023
Get the didj consolemug.