congrets

noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.

ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"

by MsKitten November 25, 2010

congratupootions

Being congratulated for pooping, or trying you're best and still sucking at life.

I said "Hey congratupootions" to you're mom after I dropped a Cleveland steamer on her chest and then did the polish painter to her and her sister at the same time.

by bobbarker@rock March 2, 2011

congratulotapus

A person who is always congratulating people for everything big or small.

Cathy: "I just got my five year pin at work!"
Dee Dee: "Congratulations!"

Bill: I just got a raise at work!
Dee Dee: "Congratulations".

Linda: "I just got off the couch!"
Dee Dee: " Congratulations!"

Patty: "Wow Dee Dee, you are just a regular Congratulotapus."

by Deeda Lee January 17, 2013

congrato

congrats buddy ole pal

Congrato, bud

by quickbird July 17, 2016

Congratumate

Congratumating
Verb.
"The action of congrulating your friend on something so awesome that the word "Congratulate" doesn't describe the moment well enough

Dude 1:Bro i banged both Ashley and Maria last night

Dude 2:Holy shit,i congratumate you

by LeJewishPotatoe May 17, 2016

Congratulatiomis

Either used to say "FUCK OFF", or just an innocent way of misspelling "congratulations"

Guy 1: Hey! Wanna hang out??
Guy 2: Congratulatiomis, man.

by Hitaeth July 28, 2016

Congratudolences

An exclamation of simultaneous praise and sympathy. What you would say to a person achieving a painful milestone.

Congratudolences on divorcing your husband who ran off with your sister!

by Buttwangu May 20, 2017