Congratumate 

Congratumating
Verb.
"The action of congrulating your friend on something so awesome that the word "Congratulate" doesn't describe the moment well enough

Dude 1:Bro i banged both Ashley and Maria last night

Dude 2:Holy shit,i congratumate you

Congratumate by LeJewishPotatoe May 17, 2016

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Premature Congratulation 

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

Premature Congratulation by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

congratumalations 

A better way of saying congratulations.

Derek - Just got a job!

Jessie - Wow, congratumalations!

Derek - Wha?

congratumalations by Howseh May 12, 2014

Congratulations Effect 

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.

Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

Congratulations Effect by MeatScepter April 2, 2019

Congratumafuckinglations 

A wry interjection used as a sarcastic congratulatory expression.

"I just beat level 6 of Pac-Man!"
"Congratumafuckinglations."

"Shit, I left the coffeepot on all weekend!"
"Well, congratumafuckinglations! You probably burned the building down."

Congratumafuckinglations by KyleS May 22, 2006

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009