Persian Male Complex

Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.

How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne

Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.

by persianprincess1900 September 8, 2016

complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.

Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.

by Dongo April 9, 2006

Napolean Complex

Otherwise known as Little Guy Syndrome.

Small men in stature that feel that they are considered less than the average sized men who are larger in girth and height; thusly causing themselves to continually display their machisimosims in order to prove their worth and maintain an illusion of "larger than life".

That guy sure has a Napoleon Complex! He's like a "Jack Russell" terrior that thinks he's a lion.

by Lyndi March 16, 2004

Wanda Complex

Used to describe someone who despite their unattractive appearance, feels as though they are the sexiest person in the room.

E.g. You know she said Ben was checking her out, she knows he is gay right? She has such a Wanda Complex.

by MelancholySpoon January 31, 2015

Player-Stayer Complex

Psychological term describing a woman who wants her man to be simultaneously: a) charming and unavailable and b) completely committed. Basically, the woman's version of the madonna-whore complex. Leads to perpetual state of dissatisfaction with men.

Jennifer has a total Player-Stayer complex. She either goes for nice guys and gets bored, or goes for total sleazes and is disgusted. Good luck finding her a man!

by Lotusflower February 15, 2007

Complex Female Rating System

The Complex Female Rating System(CFRS) is the best way to accurately rate a female. The rating system uses 3 variables. (Boobs, Ass, face). Boobs and ass are rated 1-10 while face is rated A,B,C,D,F.( A being the best score and F being the worst). An example is (59A). 5 being 5/10 boobs, 9 being 9/10 ass, and A being the most attractive face. The most attractive female on earth is a 1010A. The ugliest female is a 11F. Please use (ABX) to help you. A is boobs,B is ass and X is A-F.

Josh: Becky is a solid 510A
Tim: Nah bro your Complex Female Rating system is off, her ass is not that nice. She is a solid 58A

by Bosslol41 July 9, 2020

Kratos Complex

A psychological insecurity that leads to the murder of ancient Gods in the attempt to rid everyone of knowing you ejaculate prematurely.

Ancient God 1: Hey did you hear about Steve and his girlfriend last night?

Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!

*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*

by Lank11 July 22, 2011