campfaced

To be extremely drunk while camping.

We're going to get campfaced this weekend.

by campfacer March 10, 2010

comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.

Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*

by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011

campfire goo goo

When one male roasts a marshmallow and inserts it into the females pussy. A second male then eats the roasted mallow out of the pussy

Me and Johnny gave Patricia a good campfire goo goo last Fourth of July

by Rob the chronic September 21, 2013

comfortpuppy

An extremely popular ‘emo dog’ artist who is based primarily on twitter and deviantart. They mainly draw animals but sometimes humans too. They are extremely talented, leading to many of their followers trying to replicate their style and even go as far as imitate their personality. Anything they do becomes a trend within the emo dog community-the community itself is their puppet.

(Previously known as peaceskiies and cohzkie)

P1: Dude, did you see comfortpuppys recent drawing?

P2: Yeah , it looks amazing! When i get home i’m gonna do something exactly like it, and not be subtle at all!

by that one tumblr anon February 13, 2018

comfortablest

Most comfortable.

My bed is the comfortablest.

by Cassidy Jeslyn March 25, 2010

comfi boi

a guy who loves wearing fluffy sweaters, and dresses comfi everyday, and yes, they do spell it with an I.

guy1: yo, look at STEVE, i think he's gay
guy2: no he's just a comfi boi

by Comfirt April 16, 2021

Janet Reno Campfire

When you can’t get somebody out of their room, so you go full ballistic trying to get them out and they freak out. This freak out results in something accidentally getting burnt and a pissed off wife.

Jake: I can’t get my son out of his room! Ever since I took his Xbox he won’t leave!

Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?

John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.

Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?

John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!

by Noshit2547 May 8, 2020