Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).
Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."
Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."
Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."
by RTFF October 4, 2010
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*in MW2 multiplayer lobby*
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*
Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*
Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.
by 3/75 ranger July 25, 2011
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Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
by ralphieG December 18, 2012
Get the Couch Commando know it all mug.An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
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by sbo January 2, 2014
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"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
by Joeyko19 April 18, 2019
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