Commodity

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Hym "You know what else is a commodity? Attention! That's why people are incentivized to horde it for themselves! 'What's why?' you ask? Well, if you are receiving a disproportionate amount of the public's attention, you get to arbitrate WHO gets it OR how they are framed. Look at the morden 'Youtube circuit system' (as I call it). You'll have a guy who occupies a certain space (conceptually) and he will get passed around the circuit that exists by the people who also occupy the same space. Take swole neurologist guy. He got on somebody's show and immediately afterwards started doing the rounds. He was everywhere overnight. Which ties into the Jacob's ladder problem. Jacob's ladder is a fire escape with someone at the top who decides whether or not he let's the ladder down or leaves you to be eaten by the zombies. And that's what good ole' Dr. Peeper Jeeps is really advocates. Not for disaffected young men. But maintaining his (perceived) right to leave you to be eaten by the horde. Hell, he might even cannibalize you himself. Food is scarce in the zombie apocalypse. It's about him deciding whether or not you get to fuck his daughter (conceptually)."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Commodore

Collective noun to refer to a group of junkies, especially meth junkies. More commonly used in Southern Perth or areas of Western Sydney.

There was a Commodore loitering outside the Rockingham Centrelink.

by Pink Motorola April 21, 2023

Comodo gaming

I grate YouTuber who goes out of his way to make good content

His storm works vidoes are great and extremely good and are pretty nice and not that ugly beside his crashes in games and is funny/hilarious comodo gaming

by Nightfall creations June 4, 2023

Cosmodore

Cosmodore is anybody who grooms kids, does it again and again, while apologizing for everything endlessly.

Person 1: Yo, Cosmo is such a cosmodore
Person 2:Yeah bro, hes pathetic

by Twojstaryzrekutasy420 August 15, 2023

Commoding

What an object does to be a commodity, more specifically the sidemost part of a car seat.

The side seat of this car is commoding.

by The One who Commodes December 25, 2023

commodecibel

The sound(s) people make when in a stall in a public restroom to let you know they are there

So I walk into the airport restroom and the dude coughs, his commodecibel, to let me know he’s there

by P Negnar March 20, 2024

Commodification of Science

The transformation of scientific research from a public good focused on knowledge into a privatized commodity valued primarily for its potential to generate profit, patents, or competitive advantage. This shifts priorities from basic research and open inquiry to applied, marketable outcomes with immediate returns.

Example: "The commodification of science was clear when the university shut down its theoretical physics department to expand its corporate-backed AI lab. Knowledge for its own sake had no 'value'; only research with a direct path to patentable tech was funded."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026