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Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings
Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!
by Mr Yummy Food Critic December 1, 2011
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porn chowder

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.
You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.
by chuck master funk April 25, 2005
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sack chowder

A male secretion or ejaculent commonly reffered to as jizz, sploodge, sperm, cum or sack snot
You betta whatch the teeth ho, or you be guzzling down a mouthfull of sack chowder
by cptmarkos September 3, 2005
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chode chowder

The lint and other crap that collects in ones chode (referring to the gap between the balls and the asshole).
Mike pissed me off so much; I think I'm going to make a chode chowder sandwich and feed it to him!
by BtodaG December 24, 2006
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man chowder

Man chowder is a slang term used to refer to semenal fluids that you ejaculate into a woman's mouths and make her swollow. It is sometimes called this because of similar qualities to real chowder.
"Alright Shuo open wide and accept my man chowder."
by shuo zhang June 26, 2006
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chowder musket

Dude, Dave's taken to many shots to the head from his boyfriends chowder musket.
by rjhyardbug February 19, 2008
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Chowder Wench

chow·der wench. noun. A female who is in charge of eating all a man's chowder. No, not New England clam chowder!
Man, that chowder wench sure was hungry!
by NateDizzSevenSeven May 23, 2008
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