Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist.
by JeffR3M1X April 27, 2024
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Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.
Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.
Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
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Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist. The Antichrist is Jesus Christ.
Who is the Conqueror of the Apocalypse.
He eradicates sin and makes the World holy again. At the Second Coming the Son of God will battle God the Father and become King and heir to the throne. Almighty Lord Jesus God Christ will deal with sin become ruler of this world. He will reign supreme over all living things.
Who is the Conqueror of the Apocalypse.
He eradicates sin and makes the World holy again. At the Second Coming the Son of God will battle God the Father and become King and heir to the throne. Almighty Lord Jesus God Christ will deal with sin become ruler of this world. He will reign supreme over all living things.
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Get the Christanic mug.Panic in regards to something that normally wouldn't be a reason for distress... but you're Hispanic, and that changes everything.
Examples can include:
Having 18 missed calls from your mom and 3 missed calls from your dad
realizing you're 2 minutes from your curfew being about an hour and a half away from your house.
Forgetting to do a particular household chore your mom had specified be done by the time she gets back and she's currently in the driveway.
Police suddenly show up in the area and they're in green uniform
Examples can include:
Having 18 missed calls from your mom and 3 missed calls from your dad
realizing you're 2 minutes from your curfew being about an hour and a half away from your house.
Forgetting to do a particular household chore your mom had specified be done by the time she gets back and she's currently in the driveway.
Police suddenly show up in the area and they're in green uniform
Camila started hispanicking when she saw she was breaking curfew, was an hour away from her house and had 18 missed calls from her mom. We didn't understand the reason for panic until we drove up to her house and saw her mom waiting for her at the door armed with a chancla.
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Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.
Only time will tell…
Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.
Only time will tell…
Christanic is awesomeness.
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