Chipotle

Wanting to have sex with your teacher/professor

Professor, my chipotle is ready, can I go get it?

Class Dismissed.

by Ausomefire September 20, 2023

Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink

Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?

by Big docked man August 18, 2019

Chipotle Bowl

When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.

I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.

by extramsg November 6, 2020

chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022

chipotle ho

Female that right after going to the gym will reward herself with a meal at Chipotle basically negating the workout

This chipotle ho got a burrito bowl plus guacamole after doing leg day; again

by ghost psalm777 March 10, 2017

chipotle

the place to get infinite diarrhea with just one bowl

jake: yo i CANT go to school tommorow. what should i do?
max: just go to chipotle.

by 73cut June 22, 2020