certified dick diver

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017

Certified Twink Energy

When someone is giving off the energy of a Twink or is participating in Twink like actions

Person 1: “I painted my nails today.”
Person 2: “I see you, have that Certified Twink Energy.”

by Nathan._. May 9, 2022

Certified JKR 44

Absolute gay wad of a human and wants to touch every guy and sucks off everyone

Wow you are real acting like a certified JKR 44 right now

by Travioli_random May 17, 2021

Certified Bavesh Moment

When someone does something just because someone else with more clout and style does it first. Just like when Ramesh put rims on his tesla just because Bavesh did it first.

Timothy; Damn Randy, did you get a blue BMW M4 just because Thomas got one?

Randy; Yeah man, I liked his car.

Timothy: Damn that's a Certified Bavesh Moment right there.

by Shees Dehkan March 29, 2021

Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.

Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment

by salttheidiot February 1, 2022

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything

Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.

by Colt Isham July 7, 2008