cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

cactow

A legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.).

A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.

As i was walking through the desert, i thought i saw the legendary cactow, but it was just a heap of fallen cacti.

We have a cactow for a math teacher, she's mean and she sweats everywhere if she gets up from her desk.

by TZBull May 7, 2003

cactaceous

Two definitions:

Archaic: cactus-like or prickly

21st Century: awesome, bad, cool, something or someone really good or excellent.

"This party is cactaceous!" " That girl is cactaceous!"

by Sullyart January 23, 2010

Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.

When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.

by Manscaper2.0 March 14, 2010

cactus waffle

Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.

stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019