cactow
A legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.).
A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.
A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.
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cactow
man we need to learn those awesome cactow moves, like the utter defeat of you.muhahahahahahahahahaha
cactow by jimmy jang jack jong February 15, 2005
Bumbo Cactoni
A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017
Cactopopolis
IFunny user who posts tumblr reposts 12-15 times a day. Is also running an army to take over Texas. You may accidentally read it as Cactopolis but it is actually Cactopopolis, kind of like a Cactus city.
IFunny user 1: Hey look Cactopolis got Featured again!
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
IFunny user 1: Oh yeah
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
IFunny user 1: Oh yeah
Cactopopolis by Cactopopolis August 15, 2018
Cartown, USA
Nickname for Anytown, USA that annually fills their town coffers by attracting wealthy, car-centric narcissists to strut their uniquely “special” jalopies for “Car Week” while locals cringe and hide out.
When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.
Cartown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
cactoos
cactoos by Chad_maisvikkel June 8, 2018
Catcow
Catcow is a very sexy woman, and many of the server members have expressed their attraction to her, with some claiming to be "in love with her". It should be noted that all of these people are married, and thus their attraction to Catcow is illegal. Furthermore, this is not a reason to hate her, in fact, it's the reason why she's amazing. She's sexy, she's adventurous, she's a damn fox, and she's got a great body to match. No one is sexier than her.
The fact that everyone on the server is married also makes the amount of people who have wanted to have sex with her quite a large amount. As a side note, many of the server members were not aware that Catcow was married until their first divorce, with many of them going through a temporary "Catcow phase".
"Catcow Phase"
"Catcow Phase" is where server members would express their love for her, make inappropriate comments, and other such behavior. A lot of these instances were recorded in the server's first Frantic Fanfic, which was the basis for a lot of the server's humor.
The fact that everyone on the server is married also makes the amount of people who have wanted to have sex with her quite a large amount. As a side note, many of the server members were not aware that Catcow was married until their first divorce, with many of them going through a temporary "Catcow phase".
"Catcow Phase"
"Catcow Phase" is where server members would express their love for her, make inappropriate comments, and other such behavior. A lot of these instances were recorded in the server's first Frantic Fanfic, which was the basis for a lot of the server's humor.
Catcow is a very sexy woman
Catcow by mothman6900 November 5, 2022
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026