A legendary cow that is said to be entirely compsed of cactus (skin, organs, etc.).
A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.
A slang word for a pushy, angry fat woman.
As i was walking through the desert, i thought i saw the legendary cactow, but it was just a heap of fallen cacti.
We have a cactow for a math teacher, she's mean and she sweats everywhere if she gets up from her desk.
We have a cactow for a math teacher, she's mean and she sweats everywhere if she gets up from her desk.
by TZBull May 7, 2003
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by jimmy jang jack jong February 15, 2005
Get the cactow mug.A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
by guymanperson September 23, 2017
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IFunny user 1: Hey look Cactopolis got Featured again!
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
IFunny user 1: Oh yeah
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
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by Cactopopolis August 15, 2018
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When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.
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Get the cactoos mug.Catcow is a very sexy woman, and many of the server members have expressed their attraction to her, with some claiming to be "in love with her". It should be noted that all of these people are married, and thus their attraction to Catcow is illegal. Furthermore, this is not a reason to hate her, in fact, it's the reason why she's amazing. She's sexy, she's adventurous, she's a damn fox, and she's got a great body to match. No one is sexier than her.
The fact that everyone on the server is married also makes the amount of people who have wanted to have sex with her quite a large amount. As a side note, many of the server members were not aware that Catcow was married until their first divorce, with many of them going through a temporary "Catcow phase".
"Catcow Phase"
"Catcow Phase" is where server members would express their love for her, make inappropriate comments, and other such behavior. A lot of these instances were recorded in the server's first Frantic Fanfic, which was the basis for a lot of the server's humor.
The fact that everyone on the server is married also makes the amount of people who have wanted to have sex with her quite a large amount. As a side note, many of the server members were not aware that Catcow was married until their first divorce, with many of them going through a temporary "Catcow phase".
"Catcow Phase"
"Catcow Phase" is where server members would express their love for her, make inappropriate comments, and other such behavior. A lot of these instances were recorded in the server's first Frantic Fanfic, which was the basis for a lot of the server's humor.
Catcow is a very sexy woman
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