Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.

by DLE101 February 20, 2010

Oh Buzz

an exclamation said when you have a problem, are upset, find something odd, and/or cause/have an accident.

Kristen spills her soda and rolls her eyes while she exclaims, 'Oh buzz!'.

Christina stubs her toe and yells, 'OH BUZZ!!'.

Cindy overhears Kristen and Christina talking about odd sexual things and says, 'oh buzz' to them.

by cynny April 20, 2008

buzz

1. Anything that creates excitement or stimulus.
2. The feeling experienced by someone in a stimulated state.
3. Gossip.

1. "Shooting people is my latest buzz."
2. "That's nothing compared to the buzz I get from speed."
3. So what's the buzz about Michael Jackson's new baby?

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

buzz on

to be mildly intoxicated, particularly by alcohol.

I have a pretty good buzz on.

by bzboarder January 11, 2006

Buzz Cruise

Smoking ganja and floating/driving your car.

We buzz cruised all night ya skank.

by TrANTUALAigg March 5, 2012

buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.

I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.

by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018